Anything You Can Suck At

Only A Woman Can Make You Feel Wrong For Doing Something Right.

It's Weird With Stand-up Comedy. It Doesn't Really Translate Worldwide. I Want To Figure Out How Do I Make It Worldwide. Do A Special In Africa. Can't Beat That. Pull That Off, Then I Will Have Done Something.

I'll Go With The Guy With One House. The Guy With One House Is Scared About Losing His House.

When You Have Kids, There's No Such Thing As Quality Time. There's Just Time. There's No, 'ooh, His Graduation's Better Than Going To The Mall.' It's All Kind Of Equal. Changing Her Diaper And Her Winning A Contest - It's All Good.

A Black Christian Is Like A Black Person With No Memory.