Apparently It's Cool To Watch

I Peed In My Wife's Boot Once. On Honeymoon, In Madrid, We Were Drinking Absinthe And Somehow Made It Back To Our Hotel. I Don't Remember A Second Of This, But My Wife Woke Up To This Noise. Two Of Her Boots Were In The Corner, One Had Fallen Down And The Other Was Standing Up And I Was Peeing Into It! It Was A Hole, And It Looked Like A Toilet. She Said: "rob, Wake Up, You're Peeing Into My Shoe!"

If You Have A Secret, People Will Sit A Little Bit Closer.

For Most Of My Life, I Was A Worrier And An Over-thinker. I Had Pretty Bad Social Anxiety.

I Have A Wife And Two Daughters; People Who Depend On Me. Everything Is More Important Than It Was When I Was 20. But Now I'm Like, "eh, I Made It This Far."

It Started Off For Me As Just Wanting To Be An Actor And Sort Of Resenting In A Weird Way Being Expected To Write As Well As Be A Comedian And An Improviser. And Then You Think About It For A Minute, And I Smartened Up And Realized That The Only Way To Sustain A Career Is To Generate Your Own Material. Or To Be In Control Of Your Career As Best You Can. And In Allowing Yourself To Do That It Opens Up A Whole New World Of Possibilities. And Then You're Like "oh, Producing Is A Thing."