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Sometimes Sex Is Just A Way To Escape Having To Talk To That Person.

I Always Thought That If I Got No Love At All Early In My Standup Career, Or I Was God Awful, I Thought I'd Get Into Psychology.

You Can Easily Tell If A Person Is Lying And Cheating On You If They Say, I Love You. I Would Never Lie To You Or Cheat On You.

If You Use Tact You Can Say Anything, Then Make It Funny.

In The Year 3000, Everything Will Be Instant.