Are You Afraid Of Me?

Ranger Appeared In The Bathroom Doorway And I Was Too Relieved To Be Embarrassed. "i Appreciate You Coming Out In The Middle Of The Night," I Said. Ranger Smiled. "i Didn't Want To Miss Seeing You Chained Up Naked.

Men Are Like Shoes. Some Fit Better Than Others. And Sometimes You Go Out Shopping And There's Nothing You Like. And Then, As Luck Would Have It, The Next Week You Find Two That Are Perfect, But You Don't Have The Money To Buy Both."-

Give Me The Gun." Ranger Said. I Extracted The Gun From My Pants And Handed It Over. Ranger Held The Gun In The Pulm Of His Hand And Smiled. "it's Warm," He Said. He Put The Gun In The Glove Compartment And Plugged The Key Into The Ignition. Am I Fired?" No. Any Women Who Can Heat Up A Gun Like That Is Worth Keeping Around.

I Need To Look Like An Idiot At Least Twice A Day To Keep Myself Humble.

I Think Money Isn't Any Good Sitting Around, So I Spend Some Time In The Shoe Department At Saks.