Art Takes Whatever - And

You Become Uneasy With People In Direct Proportion To How Many Lies You Have To Keep Track Of In Their Presence.

If You've Lived A Bad Life, They Send You To Hell. But If You've Been Truly Wicked, They Give You A Tour Of Heaven First.

Sometimes I Think I Must Have A Guardian Idiot. A Little Invisible Spirit Just Behind My Shoulder, Looking Out For Me...only He's An Imbecile.

Just As There Are Laws Of Conservation Of Matter And Energy, So There Are In Fact Laws Of Conservation Of Pain And Joy. Neither Can Ever Be Created Or Destroyed. But One Can Be Converted Into The Other.

To All The Callahan's Places There Ever Were Or Ever Will Be, Whatever They May Be Called — And To All The Merry Maniacs And Happy Fools Who Are Fortunate Enough To Stumble Into One: May None Of Them Arrive Too Late!