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Artemis Ducked. Cudgeon Didn't. Guess What? Artemis Was Smarter.
-Eoin Colfer
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Artemis Ducked. Cudgeon Didn't. Guess
Eoin Colfer
Artemis Ducked. Cudgeon Didn't. Guess What? Artemis Was Smarter.
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