Artemis Fowl Will Never Be

Other Men Look Up And Down, Left And Right; But Men Like Us Are Different. We Are Visionaries.

Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This Is A Sensitive Area. For All You Know I Could Be Suffering From Depression. Doctor Po: I Suppose You Could. Is That The Case? Artemis: (head In Hands) It's My Mother, Doctor. Doctor Po: Yes? Artemis: My Mother, She... Doctor Po: Your Mother, Yes? Artemis: She Forces Me To Endure This Ridiculous Therapy When The School's So-called Counsellors Are Little Better Than Misguided Do-gooders With Degrees.

Don’t Feel Bad; I Regularly Reduce People To Unintelligible Stammers.

Sometimes Plans Don't Translate Smoothly From Paper To Real Life.

Boo-hoo. Help Me, I'm A Girl. What Kind Of Modern Woman Are You? A Smart One.