As A Child I Wanted

That's What's Wrong With Women. They Want You To Wait For Them Until They Get Ready And Then They Don't Even Tell You How They Feel.

There Is A Crisis Involving Reading In Certain Communities.

My Dad Was A Janitor For U.s. Radium Corporation, And He Stayed There For 37 Years. So He Didn't Read.

But Now, Like A Fallen Sparrow On A Golden Chain, I'm Forever Bound In Shadow, A Prisoner To My Pain.

What Did I Do? I Walked Into A Drugstore To Look For Some Mints, And Then I Walked Out. What Was Wrong With That? I Didn't Kill Mr. Nesbitt.