As A Comedian, You're Kind

I Play A Lot Of Sports. I'm Not Real Good At Any Of Them. I'm Above Adequate.

The Good Thing About 'weeds' Now Is, I Get To Play Some Dramatic Parts In That As Well.

When I Began Doing Stand-up, It Took Me A Long Time To Get An Hour's Worth Of Material Together.

I Think I Sent Out Some Résumés For Marketing Jobs, And They All Came Back In The Mail Because I Didn't Have Enough Postage.

I Really Enjoyed Working On The 2009 Film, 'aliens In The Attic,' Because It Was Shot In New Zealand And I Got To Visit There For The First Time.