As A Fan, I'm Distraught,

I'm Curious How You'll Know It Works. I Assume It's Mostly A Cosmetic Change.

When Virtual Reality Gets Cheaper Than Dating, Society Is Doomed.

The Best Part About Being My Age Is In Knowing How My Life Worked Out. Sure, There's A Lot More Living To Go, But There Isn't Much Doubt That I'll Always Be The 'dilbert Guy.' Unless I Go On A Crime Spree, In Which Case I'll Be That Stabbin Dilbert Guy.

Dilbert: You Joined The "flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I Believe The Earth Must Be Flat. There Is No Good Evidence To Support The So-called "round Earth Theory." Dilbert: I Think Christopher Columbus Would Disagree. Dogbert: How Convenient That Your Best Witness Is Dead.

I've Always Defined Myself Not As A Cartoonist , But As An Entrepreneur. That Was True Before I Tried Cartooning. I Always Imagined Cartooning Would Be How I Got My Seed Capital. I Always Thought My Other Businesses Would Be The Less Dominant Part Of My Life.