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At Moments We Are All Artists.

The Chances Are That You Have Already Come To Believe That Happiness Is Unattainable. But Men Have Attained It. And They Have Attained It By Realizing That Happiness Does Not Spring From The Procuring Of Physical Or Mental Pleasure, But From The Development Of Reason And The Adjustment Of Conduct To Principles.

The Best Cure For Worry, Depression, Melancholy, Brooding, Is To Go Deliberately Forth And Try To Lift With One's Sympathy The Gloom Of Somebody Else.

Worry Is Evidence Of An Ill-controlled Brain; It Is Merely A Stupid Waste Of Time In Unpleasantness. If Men And Women Practiced Mental Calisthenics As They Do Physical Calisthenics, They Would Purge Their Brains Of This Foolishness.

The Saxophone Is The Embodied Spirit Of Beer.