As A Young Girl, I

I Remember Confuting One Of Westminster's Favourite Maxims, "better The Devil You Know Than The Devil You Don't". In The Annals Of Popular Wisdom, This Is One Of The Most Cretinous Sayings I Have Come Across.

To Be Irreplaceable, You Have To Be Different.

Look For The Woman In The Dress. If There Is No Woman, There Is No Dress.

If I Cut My Hair, Others Did. If I Shortened My Dresses, So Did Everyone Else.

Gentleness Doesn't Get Work Done Unless You Happen To Be A Hen Laying Eggs.