As An Actor, You Deal

I Think I Have A Lot Of Voices In My Head And I Guess My Inner Critic Is A Female.

After You Eat A Hot Pocket, Everything Will Taste Like Rubber For A Month!

I Wish, In Some Ways, I Was The Type Of Comedian Who Could Do Something Blistering And Topical, But I'm The Guy Who Gets Stuck In The Revolving Door And Thinks I Should Write About That.

I Didn't Think That It's Something That Would Happen. I Didn't Think I Would Be In The Position, Emotionally Or Financially, To Be Able To Do That. But I've Been Lucky [to Have Big Family].

Bacon's The Best, Even The Frying Of Bacon Sounds Like An Applause.