As Far As I'm Concerned,

I Wanted To Be A Veterinarian For About A Week Of My Life When I Was A Kid. But I Found Out About The Whole Euthanasia Thing And I Said, I Can't Commit To That, Sorry!

So Many Of Us Choose Our Path Out Of Fear Disguised As Practicality. What We Really Want Seems Impossibly Out Of Reach And Ridiculous To Expect, So We Never Dare To Ask The Universe For It.

I Enjoy Fame Except When I'm With My Daughter. Kids Stop Me All The Time And I Don't Want Her To Be Jealous Of The Attention. Also, Sometimes I Just Want To Be Left Alone And I Refuse To Make Rubber Faces. That's When They Start Asking, What's The Matter, Man, Don't You Like Your Job? I Say, Yeah, I Like My Job. But I Also Like Having Sex, And I'm Not Going To Do That In Front Of You Either.

If You've Got A Talent, Protect It.

The Only Thing That Has Ever Consumed Me Is Love From Time To Time. Feeling Like, 'what Is It? How Do I Get It?'