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I'd Like To Think That I'm Not Just Making The Point That I'm An Atheist Over And Over, But That I Explore Different Facets Of Religion. There's No Way Of Bringing Up Religion Without Sounding Like An Asshole.

There Is Also A Kind Of Mean-spiritedness With La Comics.

I Think Pornography Is The Only Art Form Where You Can Be Videotaped On A Shaky Handy Cam Sucking Off A Horse And Be Considered A Star.

I Was In Antwerp - Which, I Had About 20 Shows Left At That Point - And A Guy Said, "that's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp Was My Smallest Audience, So The Guy Was Right There. I Was Like, "what?" He Said, "dave Attell Does A Bit About, 'why Are There Luggage Stores In The Airport?'" I Had Never Seen That, And I Would Never Ever, Ever, Ever - Please Believe Me - I Would Never Lift Material From Somebody Ever, And Certainly Not Knowingly.

The South Has More Of A Disproportionate Amount Of Irony On T-shirts Than Any Other Region In The Country.