As I Understand It, Sport

Men Are Vain; But They Won't Mind Women Working So Long As They Get Smaller Wages For The Same Job.

A Woman May Have A Witty Tongue Or A Stinging Pen But She Will Never Laugh At Her Own Individual Shortcomings.

An Epitaph Is A Belated Advertisement For A Line Of Goods That Have Been Permanently Discontinued.

Until You Go To Kentucky And With Your Own Eyes Behold The Derby, You Ain't Never Been Nowhere And You Ain't Seen Nothin'!

You Couldn't Tell If She Was Dressed For An Opera Or An Operation.