As I've Always Said: The

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

Every Child Has A Right To Go To High School And End Up With A Third Grade Education.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.