As Long As There Are

The Best Way To Compile Inaccurate Information That No One Wants Is To Make It Up.

There's A Fine Line Between Participation And Mockery.

As Long As There Are Annoying People In The World, I Won't Run Out Of Material.

The Children Are Our Future. And That Is Why, Ultimately, We're Screwed Unless We Do Something About It. If You Haven't Noticed, The Children Who Are Our Future Are Good-looking, But They Aren't All That Bright. As Dense As They Might Be, They Will Eventually Notice That Adults Have Spent All The Money, Spread Disease, And Turned The Planet Into A Smoky, Filthy Ball Of Death. We're Raising An Entire Generation Of Dumb, Pissed-off Kids Who Know Where The Handguns Are Kept. This Is Not A Good Recipe For A Happy Future.

You Already Barely Exist. Disappearing Entirely Won't Be That Much Of A Change.