Asked Where He Came From,

The Chief Good Is The Suspension Of The Judgment [especially Negative Judgement], Which Tranquillity Of Mind Follows Like Its Shadow.

When I Look Upon Seamen, Men Of Science And Philosophers, Man Is The Wisest Of All Beings; When I Look Upon Priests And Prophets Nothing Is As Contemptible As Man.

People Who Talk Well But Do Nothing Are Like Musical Intruments; The Sound Is All They Have To Offer.

The Sacrifice Of Diogenes To All The Gods.

I Am Diogenes The Dog. I Nuzzle The Kind, Bark At The Greedy And Bite Scoundrels.