At A Great Pennyworth Pause

For Over 1,700 Years, The Jews Have Been Bewailing Their Sad Fate In That They Have Been Exiled From Their Homeland, As They Call Palestine. But Gentlemen, Did The World Give It To Them In Fee Simple, They Would At Once Find Some Reason For Not Returning. Why? Because They Are Vampires, And Vampires Do Not Live On Vampires. They Cannot Live Only Among Themselves. They Must Subsist On Christians And Other People Not Of Their Race.

Many Have Quarreled About Religion That Never Practice It.

Squeamish Stomachs Cannot Eat Without Pickles.

The Absent Are Never Without Fault. Nor The Present Without Excuse.

Tricks And Treachery Are The Practice Of Fools, That Don't Have Brains Enough To Be Honest.