At Best, God Can Be

If A Lobster Didn't Look Like A Sci-fi Monster, People Would Be Less Able To Drop Him Alive Into Boiling Water.

I Hope We're Not Just Human Garbage Drifting Toward A Big Sewer. But I Think So.

The Sicker You Get, The Harder It Is To Remember If You Took Your Medicine.

The Main Reason Santa Is So Jolly Is Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live.

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.