At Every Trifle Take Offense,

On Her White Breast A Sparkling Cross She Wore, Which Jews Might Kiss And Infidels Adore.

For Lo! The Board With Cups And Spoons Is Crowned.the Berries Crackle, And The Mill Turns Round ... At Once They Gratify Their Scent And Taste.and Frequent Cups Prolong The Rich Repast... Coffee (which Makes The Politician Wise And See Through All Things With His Half-shut Eyes).

A Generous Friendship No Cold Medium Knows, Burns With One Love, With One Resentment Glows.

How Index-learning Turns No Student Pale, Yet Holds The Eel Of Science By The Tail!

At Length Corruption, Like A General Flood (so Long By Watchful Ministers Withstood), Shall Deluge All; And Avarice, Creeping On, Spread Like A Low-born Mist, And Blot The Sun.