At My Sexiest, I Look

I Looked Like A 'super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's Arguably The Ugliest Haircut On The Planet.

Take Criticism, Smash It Into Dust. Add Color And Use It To Paint Breathtaking Images Of Unicorns Frolicking Through Endless Fields Of Greatness.

I Think I Veered Towards Filmmaking Because There's More Of A Sense Of Control In It. You're Not Waiting To Be Picked. That Said, In Film School I Acted In Probably 6,000 Student Films Because No Other Filmmakers Knew Anyone Who Wanted To Act. It Was All A Big Beautiful Snake Eating Its Tail, Progressing Along The Way.

I Never Thought I'd Be Making A Living Off Of Acting - It's Still Kind Of A Shock For My Family And Friends To See My Face On Tv Every Wednesday Night.

What I Like Most About Directing Is Creating A World More So Than Anything. To Me, The Music Is The Wrapping Paper On That World.