At Twenty A Man Is

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

Oh, When I Was A Kid In Show Business I Was Poor. I Used To Go To Orgies To Eat The Grapes.

And My Girlfriend, She's Fat! How Fat? She's So Fat She Wears Two Watches-one For Each Time Zone!

I Told My Wife The Truth. I Told Her I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist. Then She Told Me The Truth: That She Was Seeing A Psychiatrist, Two Plumbers, And A Bartender.

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.