Austerity Causes Constipation; Excess, Diarrhea.

The Cow's Point Of View Deserves More Literary Attention.

My Father Was A Patriarch Inside A Matriarchy, But Never Knew It.

Faith No Doubt Moves Mountains, But Not Necessarily To Where We Want Them.

The Older We Become, The More Certain Our Future.

Every Lover's Lament Has An Element Of Boasting.