Avoid Employing Unlucky People -

Remember, No One Can Hurt Your Feelings Without Your Permission

It's Going To Be A Night Of Partying And Heavy Drinking. Or As Charlie Sheen Calls It: Breakfast.

Growing Up, The Most Important Thing, After Taking Care Of Your Family And Getting A Decent Job Of Work, Was Having A Laugh. That Was The Point To Life.

No One Wants To See Cool People Doing Brilliantly. I Want To See The Struggle. That's The Fun Bit.

I've Worked In An Office. People Are Sitting Down Doing Their Stuff, Or Pretending To Do Their Stuff, And They're Bored. I've Heard A Car Tire Screech And 30 People Went To The Window. That Was A Piece Of Excitement In Their Day, That A Car Might Have Had To Stop Quickly, You Know. You Don't Need Dinosaurs, You Know.