Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.