Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.

Take Care Of Him. And Make Him Feel Important. And If You Can Do That, You'll Have A Happy And Wonderful Marriage. Like Two Out Of Every Ten Couples.

Sports Is The Only Entertainment Where, No Matter How Many Times You Go Back, You Never Know The Ending.

Sudden Money Is Going From Zero To Two Hundred Dollars A Week. The Rest Doesn't Count.

Standing On A Ledge Again. Everyone Laughs At Dancing Monkey With The Typewriter. Not For Long, Though.

I Never Write A Play With An Eye To Film.