Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.

A Lot Of Your Personality Is Formed Before You're 12, Obviously, But Only A Few Of My Plays Use Characters From My Childhood. The More Mature Plays Are Affected Only By My Adult Experiences.

I Don’t Like Writing For Comedians. I Like Writing For Actors. The Best Comedians Are The Best Actors.

There Are Two Million Interesting People In New York And Only Seventy-eight In Los Angeles.

I Understand. You Work Very Hard Two Days A Week And You Need A Five-day Weekend. That's Normal.

I Feel Like Writing About A Time When I Was Probably, And Think All Of Us Are, The Happiest Before The Obligations Start In.