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The Worst Waste Of Breath, Next To Playing A Saxophone, Is Advising A Son

Some Folks Can Look So Busy Doing Nothing That They Seem Indispensable.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

Look Out For The People Who Allow You To Do All The Talking.