Baseball Is A Skilled Game.

Foreign Relations Is An Open Book-- Generally A Checkbook.

Things Will Get Better - Despite Our Efforts To Improve Them.

The Greatest Loss Of Time Is Delay And Expectation. I Never Yet Talked To The Man Who Wanted To Save Time Who Could Tell Me What He Was Going To Do With The Time He Saved.

There Is No More Independence In Politics Than There Is In Jail.

I Was Just Thinking, If It Is Really Religion With These Nudist Colonies, They Sure Must Turn Atheists In The Wintertime.