Baseball Is Not A Sport

I'd Like To Think I Did Well. I'd Like To Think That, If I Had A Must-win Game, The Guys I Played With Would Want Me To Have The Ball. But No, I Don't Think I Deserve To Be In The Hall Of Fame.

I've Been Called A Lot Of Things. But Never, And I Mean Never, Could Anyone Ever Make The Mistake Of Calling Me A Yankee Fan.

When You're Having A Bad Day At Work, A Lot Of Times It's Your Head. When You're Having Good Days, A Lot Of Times It's The Absence Of The Mind.

There's Not A Long Track Record Of People Leaving Professional Sports To Become A Software Developer.

I Am Human, When People Write Bad Stuff About Me It Bothers Me, But I Know That Will Never End.