Baseball Is The Greatest Game

Every Strike Brings Me Closer To The Next Home Run.

To My Sick Little Pal. I Will Try To Knock You Another Homer, Maybe Two Today.

Don't Be Afraid To Take Advice. There's Always Something New To Learn.

Don't Let The Fear Of Striking Out Hold You Back.

I'll Promise To Go Easier On Drinking And To Get To Bed Earlier, But Not For You, Fifty Thousand Dollars, Or Two-hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollars Will I Give Up Women. They're Too Much Fun.