Baseball Is The Only Major

We Kind Of Shape Our Truths As We Speak Them. We Fashion Things To Suit The Occasion Or The Person Or Our Own Needs In The Moment.

Picture Your Grandmother In Hell, Baking Pies... Without An Oven.

Is A Vegetarian Permitted To Eat Animal Crackers?

When I See A Large Group Of People, I Wonder How Many Of Them Will Eventually Require Autopsies.

My Tombstone? I'm Thinking Something Along The Lines Of, 'geez, He Was Just Here A Minute Ago.'