Beautiful People Are Forgiven More

As A Child I Was Told By My Parents That I Was Happy, But I Did Not Believe Them.

If We Think About The Obvious Long Enough, It Dissolves.

Pleasure Usually Comes When Called, But Not Happiness.

Popular Culture Is Seductive; High Culture Is Imperious.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.