Beauty Often Fades, But Seldom

There's Nothing Wrong With Most Men's Egos That The Kowtowing Of A Headwaiter Can't Cure.

My Thoughts, I Guess, Are Bitter; Who But The Bitter Have Thoughts?

People Find It Hard To Be Both Comic And Serious, Though Life Manages It Easily Enough.

It's The Most Unhappy People Who Most Fear Change.

Naturally, The Neurotic Wants You To Love Him Twice As Much, For He's Going To Cut It In Half Anyway.