Becoming A Comedienne Was My

Choose A Checked Or Striped Wall Paper. People Will Be Halfway Home Before They Are Able To Focus.

The Reason I'm Not An Alcoholic Is I Don't Like To Drink In Front Of The Kids . . . And When You're Away From Them, Who Needs It?.

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!