Beer: Helping Ugly People Have

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.