Before Going On A Diet

The Beer Sold Here In The United States Is Sweet And Watery And Lacking In Taste And Overcarbonated And Just Generally The Lamest, Wimpiest Beer In The Entire Known World. All The Other Nations Are Drinking Ray Charles Beer, And We Are Drinking Barry Manilow.

Never Assume That The Guy Understands That You And He Have A Relationship.

I Realize That I'm Generalizing Here, But As Is Often The Case When I Generalize, I Don't Care.

The Problem With Writing About Religion Is That You Run The Risk Of Offending Sincerely Religious People, And Then They Come After You With Machetes.

If Swimming Is So Good For Your Figure, How Do You Explain Whales?