Before Michael Caine You Had

I'm Winnie The Pooh - That's As Sexy As I Am. I Meet Ladies And They Talk About Their Family And I Talk About My Family. It's About As Sexy As A Bag Of Brussel Sprouts.

I Realised One Day That Men Are Emotional Cripples. We Cant Express Ourselves Emotionally, We Can Only Do It With Anger And Humour. Emotional Stability And Expression Comes From Women.

I'm A Feminist, Yes! Very Strongly.

What Would I Have Done If I Wasn't An Actor? Probably Rob Banks.

I've Played So Many Historical Characters Because Most Horrible Dictators Are Short, Fat, Middle-aged Men.