Before You Criticize A Man,

I Could Never Be A Woman, 'cause I'd Just Stay Home And Play With My Breasts All Day.

I Was Not Self-destructive, Though I Almost Destroyed Myself. In The End, I Turned Away From Stand-up With A Tired Swivel Of My Head...

It's Not Tipping I Believe In. It's Overtipping.

Be So Good They Can't Ignore You.

The Course Was More Plodding Than Heroic: I Did Not Strive Valiantly Against Doubters But Took Incremental Steps Studded With A Few Intuitive Leaps.