Before You Go Out There

I'm Pissed At A Nickel Because It Isn't A Dime.

Kiss Is The Number-one American Band In Gold-record Sales. In The World, Only The Beatles And The Stones Are Ahead Of Us. Every Other Band Should Be Wiping My Ass. The Line Forms Over There To The Left.

You Know Why I'm Pulling Your Leg? Because I Can't Touch It From Where I Am.

In Time Of War, If You Go Through A Bad Neighborhood, I Don't Want A Little French Poodle, I Want A Rottweiler On My Hands.

The Beatles Weren't Like Any Other Band. Everybody In The Band Sang, Which Is Why You Knew Everybody In The Band.