Being A Monarchist - Saying

Writing Is More Than Anything A Compulsion, Like Some People Wash Their Hands Thirty Times A Day For Fear Of Awful Consequences If They Do Not. It Pays A Whole Lot Better Than This Type Of Compulsion, But It Is No More Heroic.

When A Man Wants To Relax, He Will Slob Out And Really Relax. Or He Will Pursue A Hobby - Anything From Building Models To Watching Sport.

Prostitution Is The Supreme Triumph Of Capitalism. When The Sex War Is Won Prostitutes Should Be Shot As Collaborators For Their Terrible Betrayal Of All Women, For The Moral Tarring And Feathering They Give Indigenous Women Who Have Had The Bad Luck To Live In What They Make Their Humping Ground.

I Won't Be Going To Any New Year's Eve Parties Because I Think They're Naff. No One Over The Age Of 15 Should Bother Going To Parties.

Gluttony And Idleness Are Two Of Life's Great Joys, But They Are Not Honourable.