Being An English Major Prepares

Marriage, Friends, Is A Lifelong Feast; Love Is No Light Lunch.

In The End, All Solutions Are Temporary.

Spending Time In A Church Does Not Make You Religious, Any More Than Spending Time In A Garage Makes You A Car.

Pumpkin Pie Is A Living Symbol Of Mediocrity. The Best Pumpkin Pie You Ever Ate Wasn't All That Much Different From The Worst Pumpkin Pie You Ever Ate.

I Write On A Laptop, So It's Impossible To Count Drafts Anymore.