Being Offended Is Part Of

But Let Me Tell You Something. Gloria Steinem Never Helped Me Out; Larry Flynt Did.

I Am Not A Woman. I Am A Force Of Nature.

I'm Offended Every Time I See George Bush On Tv!

No One's Coming In Seeing My Dogs, Daughter Or The Crack Of My Ass, Forget It.

Being Famous Is Just Like Being In High School. But, I'm Not Interested In Being The Cheerleader. I'm Not Interested In Being Gwen Stefani. She's The Cheerleader, And I'm Out In The Smoker Shed.