Believe It Or Not, Perhaps

To Be A Head Boy, You Have To Be Very Clever, You Have To Be A Scholar, And I Was Never A Scholar In Any Shape Or Form.

I Think Good-looking People Seldom Make Good Television. And American Television Studios Almost Concede Before They Start: 'well, It Won't Be Good, But At Least It'll Be Good-looking. We'll Have Nice-looking Girls In Tight Shirts With F.b.i. Badges And Fit-looking Guys With Lots Of Hair Gel Vaulting Over Things.'

Girls Are Complicated. The Instruction Manual That Comes With Girls Is 800 Pages, With Chapters 14, 19, 26 And 32 Missing, And It's Badly Translated, Hard To Figure Out.

Clive Dunn, As I Understand It, Retired To The South Of Spain, Where He Worked Extensively In Watercolours. I Don't Own Any Of Clive Dunn's Watercolours. I Loved Him In 'dad's Army,' Loved Him. But Not Enough To Actually Seek Out His Watercolour Work.

It's A Holy City For Music.