Better To Perish From Fools

It Is Easy To Be A Philosopher In Academia, But It Is Very Difficult To Be A Philosopher In Life.

Money, Like Vodka, Turns A Person Into An Eccentric.

And It Is The Way With Us That You May Express Disapproval Of The Sun Or The Moon, Or Anything You Like, But God Preserve You From Touching The Liberals! Heaven Forbid!

There Is Nothing More Awful, Insulting, And Depressing Than Banality.

I Should Think I'm Going To Be A Perpetual Student.