Beware Of Meat Twice Boiled,

In General, Mankind, Since The Improvement Of Cookery, Eats Twice As Much As Nature Requires.

Most Men Die At 25, We Just Don't Bury Them Until They Are 70.

Wink At Small Faults; Remember Thou Hast Great Ones.

Be In General Virtuous, And You Will Be Happy.

I Am About Courting A Girl I Have Had But Little Acquaintance With. How Shall I Come To A Knowledge Of Her Faults, And Whether She Has The Virtues I Imagine She Has? Answer. Commend Her Among Her Female Acquaintances.