Bigamy Is The Only Crime

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.