Blessings On Him, Who Invented

Mere Flimflam Stories, And Nothing But Shams And Lies.

Truth Indeed Rather Alleviates Than Hurts, And Will Always Bear Up Against Falsehood, As Oil Does Above Water.

Wit And Humor Belong To Genius Alone.

I Must Speak The Truth, And Nothing But The Truth.

The Guts Carry The Feet, Not The Feet The Guts.