Blind People Can Stay Up

If You’re Not Happy Looking A Knob In The Face, There’s Something Wrong.

Yesterday, I Did Some Painting Then Went Out To Buy An Onion And Came Home And Watched 'university Challenge.' The Onion Was Probably The Highlight.

I Know When I Was A Kid I Ate A Beetle. I Ate A Beetle Because I Thought It Was Licorice.

It Is Hard Eating A Little Kangaroo Knob.

At Some Point, Some Insect Has Had Sex With A Leaf.